"I’m not trying to make excuses for
David Seaman but I think the lights may have been a problem.”
- making excuses for David Seaman
"He must be lightning slow.”
"Jermaine Jenas is a fit lad. He
gets from box to box in all of 90 minutes.”
"As a striker, you are either in a
purple patch or struggling. At the moment, I’m somewhere in between.”
"When you are 4-0 up you should
never lose 7-1.”
"One thing about Germany –
they’ll be organised, they’ll be big and they’ll be strong."
"A game is not won until it is
"The lad got over-excited when he
saw the whites of the goalposts's eyes."
"Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot
"As one door closes, another one
"Yeading was a potential banana
blip for Newcastle."
"Maths is totally done differently
to what I was teached when I was at school."
Beckham (and English was probably teached differently as well)
"I’d love the person who taught
Jose Mourinho English to taught me."
Steve Claridge, who may have gone to the same school as David Beckham!
"Even though two and two might
look like four, it could be three or five."
Kevin Keegan getting close to the right answer
"Mark Hughes crossed every I and
dotted every T."
Robbie Savage getting it all wrong!