"I’m not trying to make excuses for David Seaman but I think the lights may have been a problem.”
Kevin Keegan - making excuses for David Seaman

"He must be lightning slow.”
Ron Atkinson

"Jermaine Jenas is a fit lad. He gets from box to box in all of 90 minutes.”
Bobby Robson

"As a striker, you are either in a purple patch or struggling. At the moment, I’m somewhere in between.”
Bob Taylor

"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.”
Lawrie McMenemy

"One thing about Germany – they’ll be organised, they’ll be big and they’ll be strong."
Ally McCoist

"A game is not won until it is lost."
David Pleat

"The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts's eyes."
Steve Coppell

"Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks."
Alvin Martin

"As one door closes, another one shuts."
Howard Wilkinson

"Yeading was a potential banana blip for Newcastle."
Bobby Robson

"Maths is totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school."
David Beckham (and English was probably teached differently as well)

"I’d love the person who taught Jose Mourinho English to taught me."
Steve Claridge, who may have gone to the same school as David Beckham!

"Even though two and two might look like four, it could be three or five."
Kevin Keegan getting close to the right answer

"Mark Hughes crossed every I and dotted every T."
Robbie Savage getting it all wrong!