COLEMANBALLS - 2
     
 

 

  Colemanballs: The art of letting the words come out before the brain is engaged, made famous by David Coleman but with very able disciples in Kevin Keegan, Ron Atkinson, Terry Venables....in fact it seems endemic amongst the football fraternity.

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"It's 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday."
Radio 5 Live commentator

"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison

"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off."
Kevin Keegan

"Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall."
Paul McKenna

"A win would be better than a draw."
Denis Law

"The header was cleared off the line by the crossbar."
Simon Brotherton

"Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin."
Chris Kamara

"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today."
Kevin Keegan

"Ruud Gullit was able to impose his multi-lingual skills on this match."
John Motson

"At this stage of the season I just tell the players to get points under their bags."
George Graham

"He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg."
Steve Coppell

"Think of a number between 10 and 11."
Ron Atkinson

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none."
Kevin Keegan

"He says that he will walk away from the game when his legs go."
Radio Commentator

"Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as 'brain dead idiots'. That goes for me as well."
Secretary of the Football Supporters Association